- May 3
- , 2012
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Most kids:
I like to drink and smoke weed.
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Me:
When its cold out I like to breathe heavily and pretend I am a dragon.
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every other celebrity:
holy shit fuck damn shit motherfucker goddamn shit fuck damn hoe
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taylor swift:
so we're not writing?
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me:
i hate all of you
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me:
stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
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me:
holy fuck walk faster
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me:
get smarter idiot
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me:
maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times ill die
- May 1
- , 2012
(Source: p0termore, via ihatetheireggs)
(Source: thevictoriawaters, via yourmymotivation)
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Voldemort:
Hey I just killed you
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Voldemort:
And this is crazy
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Voldemort:
Why are you still alive
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Voldemort:
You stupid baby
(via put-on-some-sunglasses)
(Source: metalhearted, via jamielizabethh)
(Source: youjustinspiredme, via foreverisnotlong)
(Source: a-million-times-over, via foreverisnotlong)
